20030603 - P-p-p-plastic. R-r-r-rayon.
[To be read in a booming, advisory announcer's voice from the other
side of the apartment.]
Plastic bags are not toys.
Please keep your head and arms inside the plastic bag at all times.
No plastic bags beyond this point due to New York State health
Do not feed the plastic bags.
If a plastic bag does approach you, back away slowly.
No plastic bags, Monday through Friday, 7AM to 9AM, 4PM to 6PM.
WARNING: This plastic bag is not a life saving device.
Do not use plastic bags for treatment of vaginal yeast infections.
All employees must wash their hands after using the plastic bag.
Only one plastic bag to a customer.
They can have my plastic bag when they pry it from my cold, dead
Yes, the apartment move is done, and now we have a new bigass loft-type
space. All the better to make important announcements in.